Glenn’s Nut Mix
Contributed by Safari Man
Pecans, Almonds, Filberts, Dirt, Worms, and Grass Clippings.
1. Remove nut from jug.
2. Using nut cracker, Hammer or Heel of shoe, crack nut. (Caution: Using your teeth may be hazardous to your health!)
3. Pick nut from shell.
4. Eat nut (not shell).
5. Repeat recipe for remaining nuts.
6. Vacuum floor.
(From Clues to Food, by A M Jenner) Read more here